"Wanted: A Nanny for Two Adorable Children"
From: Mary Poppins
Performed by: Karen Dotrice [Jane Banks]

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition

	Mr. Banks: Now Jane, I don't...

Rosy cheeks no warts

	Michael: That's the part I put in.

Play games, all sorts
You must be kind
You must witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty

	Mr. Banks: Well of all the ridiculous...
	Mrs. Banks: George, please!

Take us on outings
Give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

	Michael: I put that part in too

If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry nanny
Many thanks
Sincerely,
Jane and Michael: Jane and Michael Banks