Hugo: Paris, the city of lovers is glowing this evening True, that's because it's on fire, But still, there's l'amour. Somewhere out there in the night Her heart is also alight And I know the guy she just might be burning for... A guy like you, she's never known, kid A guy like you a gorl does not meet every day! You've got a look that's all your own, kid Could there be two? Laverne/Victor:Like you? 'Goyles: No way! Hugo: Those other guys that she could dangle All look the same from every boring point of view You're a surprise from every angle Mon Dieu above, she's gotta love a guy like you! Victor: A guy like you gets extra credit Because, it's true, you've got a certain something more! Hugo: You're aces, kid Laverne: You see that face, you don't forget it Laverne/Victor:Want something new? Hugo: That's you 'Goyles: For sure! Laverne: We all have gaped at some Adonis Victor: But then we crave a meal more nourishing to chew Hugo: And since you're shaped like a croissant is 'Goyles: No question of she's gotta love a guy like you! Laverne: Call me a hopeless romantic But Quasi, I feel it Victor: She whants you so Any moment she'll walk through that door Hugo: For... Hugo: A guy so swell Laverne/Victor: A guy like you With all you bring her I tell you, Quasi A fool could tell There never was It's why she fell Another, was he? For you know who From king to serf to The bourgeoisie You ring the bell They're all a second stringer 'Goyles: You're the bell ringer! When she wants ooh-la-la Then she wants you-la-la She will discover, guy, You're one heck of a guy, Who wouldn't love a guy like you? Hugo: You got a lot, the rest have not So she's gotta love a guy like you!