Gospel Truth From "Hercules" Music by: Alan Menken Lyrics by: David Zippel Performed by: Lillias White, Vaneese Thomas, Cheryl Freeman, La Chanze, Roz Ryan (the Muses) Back when the world was new The planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place There was a mess wherever you stepped Where chaos reigned and the earthquakes and volcanos never slept And then along came Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault They're trapped And on his own, stopped chaos on its tracks And that's the gospel truth The guy was too "type A" to just relax And that's the world's first dish Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Tough, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth Although honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth [spoken] [If there's one god who don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades, 'cause he had an evil plan] He ran the underworld But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless And that's the gospel truth He had a plan to shake things up And that's the gospel truth [spoken] [But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.] Young Herc was mortal now But since he did not drink the last drop He still retained his godlike strength So thank his lucky stars But Zeus and Hera wept Because their son could never come home They'd have to watch their precious baby Grow up from afar Though Hades' horrid plan Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth The boy grew stronger every day And that's the gospel truth The gospel truth